Friday is lie-day

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In honor of morbidmom04, who missed it, and the US political season.

It's Friday, which makes it lie-day. You can celebrate it by giving me a pleasant lie, about you, me, and a famous person of your choice.

Here's your chance!

Comments

[iamfourninjas]

This morning I learned how to transmute bananas into apples, a process involving a midget, three dozen soft boiled eggs, and a cinnamon stick.

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Yes, but how did the apples taste?

[iamfourninjas]

Dunno. The midget ate them.

He however, tasted like sweet apple pie.

[cr0wgrrl]

mmm.... apple pie.

[seymourglass33]

I CAN hammer a six-inch spike into a board with my penis.

Like it was yesterday...

[cr0wgrrl]

So there we were -- you, me, and Sarah Palin, shooting the stealthily advancing Russians like dogs as they crept across the tundra. "They'll never believe this," you muttered as you grappled the helicopter controls, fighting the fierce Alaskan wind for dominance of the skies. "No one understands the true danger that Russia poses." "Wolves!" I yelled above the roar of the rotor. "We'll call them wolves. People can handle that." Across from me, Palin nodded grimly, tossing a box of shells at me while reloading her own gun with her teeth. "Don't worry," she said through gritted molars. "Someday they'll know. Someday they'll understand."

[djfanboy]

I trained Don LaFontaine, back when he was a soprano.

Saw Mr. & Mrs. Smith finally

[morbidloren]

Angelina Jolie IS my daddy.