Today, I witnessed a colony of ants attacking a grub. It must have been 50 times the size of one of the ants. They were tiny ants. Most of them are wosses. There are only a few brave ones that will fight to feed their colony. I like those ones. I like the tiniest ones. They fight the hardest. The big ants from the other colonies that walked ( Read more... )

I am such a teenager. I left the headlights on this morning when I went to school. My mom bailed me out and signed me up for AAA so they would jump start the car.

My first kiss was in a cardboard box. Junior High was SO weird.

Man my parents were pretty cool when I was a kid, but definately not as cool as Alex's parents. His parents took us to museums and movies, and all sorts of places. We went to the science museum a ton of times! My dad only took me to the science museum once. And my dad is a scientist!

Everything happened. Everything rocks ( Read more... )

I like to party. Andrew W.K likes to party.
I love to rock out. Andrew W.K. loves to rock out.
I play the piano. Andrew W.K. plays the piano.
I'm addicted to life. Andrew W.K. is addicted to life.

I'm just like Andrew W.K. except he is more famous than I am.

Today. There was a boy who sat at a piano and wrote songs about people who walked in the room.
Pat Martin ended up slaying the dragon.

I got the ZEE ONE today! It makes me rock more.
Korg makes digital like analog. How silly!

Help Ed in the Refridgerators write 100 songs!
Give us potential song titles, and we make write a song in honor of you!

...because you are special.

Ed needs to rock more houses down as soon as possible.