you people are pathetic

[scared_wombat]

So... I got some calls today. Guess what they were about? You'll never guess. They were all along the lines of, "Somebody called me last night, and I think they knew you because they were talking about you, but they were so drunk I could hardly understand them. Do you know what that was about?" I see you really dished out the dirty secrets, you

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[neurologist]

We started when we were sober. The good ones haven't gotten around to calling you, yet. Or maybe they never will. I think they were Michelle, Charlotte, and Anna? Yeah, those were good ones.

[neurologist]

"Hello, this is the voicemail of Robert Chase. I'm off being seduced by some pre-pubescent girls and enjoying it far too much. If you leave a message, I can invite you over for a Vegamite sandwich later."

I'm sure we were much more imaginative when we were drunk.