2: Torturing plants is a personal hobby

[scaresplants]

[The SFC comes on, and the first thing you see are a row of potted plants standing on a desk. And they are gorgeous. Their leaves are a bright verdant green, and just looking at them could bring up thoughts of a magnificent forest. Some of them are even flowering, and the flowers are delicate and perfect in any way]

[For a while, no one pops up on

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voice。

[benevolist]

[ It's voice because Aziraphale hasn't worked out how to use a video yet. 8| Yeah. ]

Will the torture never end? Soon all flora will fear you, my dear. [ a pause. ] I've not seen anything of that sort, unfortunately.

[video]

[scaresplants]

[You could always ask the demon how to do that. you know. He won't bite.]

I kind of think that's the point. [Crowley sighs.] Man, of all the things I could use most right now, and they don't even have it. What a pity.

voice。

[benevolist]

[ ... Yeah, well, he's a little busy hiding from angry Sons that want to rip his wings off ): ]

Couldn't you just... [ He waves his hand rather vaugly, but of course Crowley can't see it. ] Make one?

[scaresplants]

[He perfectly understands. You could always hang around Crowley's place if you're really that worried, you know.]

[The demon looks thoughtful.] I could, but then again, I kind of like the challenge of finding one on my own. Help keeps my mind off of things.

[Video] I had to.

[guiltyguitar]

You know, a rather sweet Fräulein was looking for some flowers; wanted to plant a garden--I recommend roses, personally. I'm pretty sure they'd be in the same place... the only gap in the logic here is the fact that place seems to be elusive. Perhaps you ought to help her, though, ja?

[ See what a helpful law-abiding Prosecuting Rockstar he is? ... Also. ] Haha--a fan of Queen. Somehow, it seems more to me you want to kill those plants then make them grow~

[Video] ILU so hard.

[scaresplants]

Really? A girl looking for flowers? Hadn't heard of here, though if she asked me, I would certainly give her some seeds or something.

[Which actually means that he'd rather save the world again than give his precious plants to anyone. Such a selfish little demon he is.]

Yep, that band is my favorite. Aw, does it really seem like that? All I really do is just talk to them, you know. Does wonders for their growth.

[Video forever] I kinda love how clueless Klav is about it.

[guiltyguitar]

Ja, ja. Her name's Noel Vermillion. Cute blond; ridiculous military-looking outfit?

[ Hey, Klavier might be a rockstar and a prosecutor, but he uses nothing but logic. The ultimate irony, is that he doesn't know how illogical his chosen professions are. ]

Mm, really! It's so hard to find people here with any taste in music; it's like cardboard: flat and boring. I have nothing against cardboard, of course, it's just that it and symphonic music tend to have the same impact on a person. Unless the cardboard is for an album cover, of course.

[ A slight pause, and he laughs. It's clear he doesn't believe that at all, but. God, he should get one for Ema... ]

[Video forever] He totally is. :D

[scaresplants]

[The demon shakes his head.] Nope, can't say I've seen or heard of her. Only cute person I've seen around here is a girl named Nodoka, and she doesn't sound like this Noel at all.

[Crowley grins.] Exactly. Those people who listen to people like Litzt are really asking for boredom. That or angelic symphonies, I don't know which. I don't really think there's a difference.

Hey, what's so funny? [Crowley says this with a smirk, showing that he is not being so serious about his question.] It's been proven that talking to plants helps their growth.