8: Just your friendly neighborhood demon

[scaresplants]

[The SFC turns on and reveals one Anthony J. Crowley smirking at the camera.]

Lovely day, isn't it, Vatheonites? Now, I've noticed that there are quite the number of new people here, so I just want to go out and say welcome. Vatheon is a pretty beautiful place, where everything is free and most of the people living here are nice blokes.

Also, you're

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[shard_finder]

Crowley-san! Where have you been...it's been awhile.

[scaresplants]

I've been here and there, mostly. Good to hear from you, Kagome. How are things?

[shard_finder]

I've missed you Crowley-san! [She falls quiet as she thinks of the question.] I guess things are fine...what about with you?

[scaresplants]

Oh, I'm okay. [Which is a sort of lie, because he was devastated when Nodoka went missing. But she was back now, so it was all okay.] People keep disappearing and appearing around here, huh?

[scaresplants]

[He notices and gives a chipper wave.]

Hello, madam. Have anything to say?

[scaresplants]

[A chuckle.] When have I ever meant well, unicorn? You know perfectly well that I like laughing at people's lives and all.

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[spanking_angels]

Darling, I would be more than happy if you became a regular guest at my house. Come over whenever you wish, dear.

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[scaresplants]

I'm glad you agree. Mind if I come over now to see how you're doing?

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[spanking_angels]

My door is always open to you, dear.

Shall I get out the cigarettes and brandy for you~?

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[scaresplants]

Those words are like music to my ears, Bayonetta.

[sweeperesque]

Inspirational as always, huh?

... though I admit I'm still trying to get over the fact that I'm ten days away from officially reaching ten months.

[scaresplants]

Imagine, stick around for two more months and you'll have been here for a year. Funny how time flies, right?

[sweeperesque]

I really didn't want to think about that. It's... an exhausting thought. I've never stayed in the same place for one month let alone one year!

[scaresplants]

Quite the nomad, are you? Well, I guess we all have to get usedto living here. It's practically our new home.

[demonlordv]

[This demon lord is making a face at you because that introduction? Kinda mean. Still- ]

...why would I beat anyone up?

[scaresplants]

It seems that some people have the predisposition towards violence, so I thought I'd throw that out there.

[demonlordv]

[Big word. Did not compute.]

Pre-dis-po-what now?

[scaresplants]

It means that some people here like to beat each other up. Get it?