i am a murderer

Jan 12, 2004 22:36

This evening started out completely normal. I bullshitted a sports article, ate dinner and watched hook. It all took a turn for the worse when i pulled out of my street onto cottage. THE SCENE OF THE CRIME ( Read more... )

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psuedosmiles January 13 2004, 15:29:33 UTC
well I'd hope they would eat your face off and that the little leprachauns would help them

you ran over a poor defensless rat, and didn't stop!! or even slow down you sick bitch

MURDERER!!

I'm just kidding, I'm sure I will probably end up running over a blue whale when I start driving, and I'm sure the rat lived, he probably crawled away, like a Vietnam war vet, no legs, only arms working, and threw himself into the storm drain and his lovely wife and 20 kids nursed him back to health. Rats, I'm sure have developed much more advanced medicine than humans, so he's probably up and scurrying across the street again

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