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I'm kind of disgusted with myself.
How I let myself get this lazy, I dont know.
I'm somewhat drunk. & feelin shitty cuz i haven't found a stupid job.
I'm so impulsive lately.
I want everything & garlic bread.
I need a job so bad its retawdid.
does anybody know of ANYWHERE that hires?
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My parents aren't together but this story is fucking ridiculous and I swear its true.
my mom was is a Nurse Practitioner, and she worked in a dialysis clinic in Chicago, and my dad was the architect in charge of remodeling the clinic.
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PS. I lost my cell phone cuz I'm drunk ALL THE TIME in Des Moines, so don't be offended if i don't respond to texts or calls.
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daaaaaaamn. You know you're drunk when you try to log in & start with www. HAHAH!
anyways, i found these pics of me smokin out of Zelda, my Zong that I broke.
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"Life's like a movie, write your own ending.
Keep believing, keep pretending." - Jim Henson
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