Everything in this story is true

[scarindarren]

At 9:30 this morning I woke up after a very late night of binge typing, and I had to get out of bed immediately.  The thing about being at the computer from early evening to early morning is that I go from drinking soda to water to tea, so at this point in the mid-morning, I really, really had to pee.

I unspun myself from the covers and slipped out

Comments

[littleboots]

Yeah right, there is NO WAY you woke up at 9:30.

[scarindarren]

No, no -- I went back to bed afterwards for a couple of hours.

[dlamp]

Where's the part in the story where Dan is staring at you just standing in the hallway with your morning wood? SCHWING!

[scarindarren]

What's Dan doing with my morning wood? And why does someone unsheath a sword at the end? Is Dan gonna kill me!? Run for the hills! I hope Griffith Park's not on fire again! Fireflies! Fireflies everywhere! Bottle 'em up! Bottle 'em up! Bottle neck! Rubber neck! Traffic accidents on the side of the freeway! It's that thing I'm teething on. Dashers/Dashers.

On Prancer.

Prance, Clown. Prance.