Life is Good (Naruto): #489 - A mortal's forever
Title: Life is Good
Author: scarlet_ivy
Rating: G
Fandom: Naruto
Theme: #489 - A mortal’s forever
Genre/s: General
Words: 183
Summary: You’ll love my kit forever? Bah, more like ‘til the end of your pathetic human life.
Disclaimer: still don’t own anything
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Life is Good
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I snorted in contempt. Stupid Uchiha. You’ll love my kit forever? Bah, more like ‘til the end of your pathetic human life. No, ‘life’ is too good a word… more like, ‘existence’…The brat will live forever - much longer than you; one of the perks of housing the great and awesome Kyuubi no Kitsune in their stomach, which by the way, you do not have.
One thing I am certain, the kit will come bawling to me once he figures out that his precious Uchiha will die long before him. And then, he’ll probably try to commit suicide to join his ‘soul mate’ in death, only to find out that my chakra will keep him alive by healing all of his wounds, including the self-inflicted ones. His eyes will fill with tears and then he’ll live in anguish and shame as all of his friends and comrades die, either gloriously in combat or withering away slowly of old age - the latter of which was very unlikely -, while he lives on young and healthy.
I cackled madly. Oh yes, life is good.
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A/N: This is in the POV of Kyuubi, and is once again, really short. Enjoy.