The Diary of the Investigation

[scarlethester]

9:14 AM. Vending machine has been refilled over weekend. 12 packages of Animal Crackers sit there, temping everyone who walks by. No visible suspects in area yet

Comments

[lisslar]

oh. mai. gawd. this is one of the best posts I've ever read. My suggestion? Buy all the animal crackers and stash them in your desk. Wait for people to complain - then interrogate them to find out who your competition is. Slowly dole out animal crackers to people who seem to be craving. Check for teethmarks around your desk and compare them to dental records of your suspects.

[abilee30]

Ha-ha! How about this approach? Color your milk with just a slight bit of green food coloring and see what happens. Mayhaps then the milk /animal cookie snatcher will find other snacks and beverages of choice... And leave all the aminal crackers to you(Where they rightly belong).

[scarlethester]

Actually, I don't really care about the milk. I bought a full gallon of it for that reason. It's the lack of animal crackers that have me cheesed off.

I have resolved to get to the bottom of this, and so I shall. Even if it involves sleeping bags and flashlights.

[pookahkol]

I am REALLY looking forward to the next installment! This is great. <3

[drtrauma]

Bwahahahaha!

I needed to laugh.

Thank you.