I had a dream last night that my family was forcing me to kill a mexican man because he was playing our piano. So, after they left i told him to lie underneath a towel and be as quiet as a mouse. Then i ran down to my room and hid near the closet... It's funny because the Mexican guy looked just like guy on UHF who threw the animals out the ( Read more... )

Hi :) For all that don't know, i joined the National Gaurd. I finished Boot camp 3 weeks ago at Fort Jackson, S.C. I am now in Fort Lee, VA training to be a cook. I trust everyone is doing well and enjoying thier summer... well, almost summer :) My address is ( Read more... )

Man, what a summer ( Read more... )

( )- insert a funny, witty, or profound intro...none of which i can find think of right now. I haven't updated recently because there hasn't been much to update about, besides who really reads this in the summer ( Read more... )

(sorry that was accidently sent ( Read more... )

I would like to take this moment to say that i do not take responsibility for my most recent entry that was written by one of my crazy friends ( Read more... )

Hey all you sexy and hot women out there, this is not beth this is the hot and lucious Derrick gangbang. I was just woundering if anyone would like to, you know--gangbang; if not that is coo' but it would really upset the masta- o'-luv (AKA) Gangbang. If you want to see credentials then call me at 1-800-give me some, and you will see all the proof ( Read more... )

Derrick and i just wanted to let you know... that at this moment we are sweaty and hot... Salty tears running down our bodies touching every crevice and orphic. After our maximum heart rate reached its ultimate high, we thought it best to relax. I assisted in helping Derrick by bringing him a cold, dripping towel to clean himself off. We threw ( Read more... )

I can't stop thinking about him. He is all i think about. I see him every day.. i want to be with him every moment. Damn, i think I am attached.

"I wish I could kiss you goodnight every night ( Read more... )