i grow concerned for myself.

who wants to give me a massage?

a fly just attempted to fly into my ear and i saw a bird fly into a window today.
coincidence?
i think not.

there is no justice in the world.

({hitchhiker's guide is a really good movie.})

why does it have to be this way?

i know i deserve so much better.

so today i bought a star wars shirt so all the nerdy guys will like me.

it's a tight star wars shirt...from the childrens section of wal-mart.

i am the essence of dork.

kids, i'd be worried. this is a sad, drastic measure.

michelle got me drunk last night. i love her in the most platonic way. (i'm not gay!!)

my parents told me to come out of the closet tonight and i laughed and laughed.

my dad was joking, i believe my mom wasn't.

she wants grandkids and she told me in seven years it would be a good time for her.

these people are insane.

i don't like drama ( Read more... )

i'm glowing.

i'm extremely happy.

i need to get some more often.

i'm the first pancake.

strange people have been calling me for strange reasons.

i think that it's been so long since i've had a crush i'm making myself have one.

you know, when you picture someone in bed next to you, but it's platonic...not for naughty reasons.

does anyone else do this?

i say this now, as a broke college student, but i wish there was no such thing as money and currency was merely a value of yourself ( Read more... )

yay i heart new toys ( Read more... )