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[scarlett126]

Yesterday was one of my friends birthday. It was good times.

Anyway. We were driving, and I had just gotten a latte. I spilled it on myself. It went like this-
Me: Damn, I spilled my coffee. I have shitty hand-eye coordination.
Her: Me too! I always spill stuff.
Her, thoughtfully: I do have good mouth-penis coordination, though.
Me: *spills

Comments

[amitygrant]

mouth-penis coordination is an important staple to the female lifestyle.

[scarlett126]

indeed it is. perhaps i should put it on my college applications.