Is it just me, or is the weather pissing you guys off too ( Read more... )

If I had a penis right now, I'd fucking make sure it was like, 17" long and shove it so far down Steven's throat, he'd fucking die ( Read more... )

IF I COULD FUCKING KILL PEOPLE AND GET AWAY WITH IT, OMG I TOTALLY WOULD.

You don't even KNOW.

No matter what, my father is always going to tell me I'm wrong.
I'm NOT wrong.

In fact, I'm quite right.

ABOUT EVERYTHING.

Anywho, TODAY'S GASPARILLA. FUCKKKK♥

So, lately I haven't talked to many people. I'm still looking for a job ( Read more... )

I don't know what to think anymore ( Read more... )

I ruin my OWN life.

I'm glad I'm just realizing thissssssss.

I need to dye my hair. Or maybe just shave it. Hahaha, or NOT.

WHY HASN'T HE CALLED?

And why is it I have horrible timing????

SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME?

I have a boyfriend. And then someone, completely, mind blowingly AMAZING pops up.

Must be nice. Or not.

I'm like, deeply in love. And he's amazing.

Butttttttt, haha, no.
Seems like it's not going to happen.
Just because I trust my instincts too much to believe it'll actually work.

And my mom can just fuck off.
I hate how she's prying around my room. She picked up a fanta can and was like,"what's this?"umm, a fanta can ( Read more... )

I FOUND AUDITIONS, AND SOMEONE REPLIED TO MY MESSSSSSSAGE!!!

And, on top of all this competition, I'm patronizing with the enemy.

So, Mr.I-have-an-$80,000-hot-red-Lexus-convertible-and-I'm-a-cocky-motherfucker and his parents came over last night.
I RAN AND HID IN MY ROOM.

I had a perfectly awesome day till then. My homeboy Eric and I went shopping and he bought himself an amazing outfit ( Read more... )