[Perma-voice]

[scaronhisface]

...Anyone know of some good places to hunt around here?

Comments

[canfinallyroar]

There is no place to hunt. You have to go to one of the human places and ask for food. None of the animals here are real.

[scaronhisface]

[Don't bite his head off, don't bite his head off, don't bite his head off, don't bite his head off...OKAY. We can do this. There's a long pause in between the thing turning on and Kovu talking.]

The human places?

[canfinallyroar]

Yeah. The human things have these caves or something, and some of them give out food. You have to give them some of the shiny leaves and stuff in exchange for it for some reason.

[scaronhisface]

...But those shiny leaves are everywhere. What are they, stupid?

[notafreakinmeme]

Haven't I seen you before?

[scaronhisface]

Uh, no?

[notafreakinmeme]

Seriously? I could have sworn...

Ah screw it. You all look the same.

[scaronhisface]

What do you mean we all the look the same?

[key_ofthe_sky]

You guys from the Pride Lands are the only animals here...

1/2

[scaronhisface]

How did you know I'm from the Pride Lands?

2/2

[scaronhisface]

...That's not even really true.

Re: 2/2

[key_ofthe_sky]

Cause all of the other lions are.

Not true...?

[voice] 1/2

[halvedhowl]

Yeah, there's nothing.

[voice] 2/2

[halvedhowl]

I wouldn't try to hunt the lumens if you see them, either.

[voice]

[scaronhisface]

What's a lumen?

[voice]

[halvedhowl]

I'm not sure what they are, exactly, but there's nothing fun about them if you get on their bad side... There's something unusual about their attacks... [she trails off, remembering]

They're easily recognizable, though. Their fur is white and their eyes... glow.