Heard on the Radio

[scarpe_scrappy]

What I *THOUGHT* the BBC 4am Broadcast Said:

"Older men are more likely to father children with old jizzim."

What the 4am BBC Broadcast *ACTUALLY* Said When I Heard It Repeated Later:

"Older men are more likely to father children with autism."

Note to self: Stop listening to news programs when half asleep.  Also, buy Q-tips.

Comments

[davemassive]

Actually, I think BOTH are true.

[scarpe_scrappy]

Good point. Though i think there's only one that's really acceptable for broadcast. Though maybe the BBC isn't hampered by FCC guidelines.

[kaali_thara]

HA!

holding in inappropriate classtime laughter.... so difficult

[scarpe_scrappy]

hehehe. let it out! you don't want your nose to explode and send boogery bits flying all over!

[kaali_thara]

damn you... that just makes it worse!

[scarpe_scrappy]

and then! THEN! You're going to have to sit there and try, slyly, to remove the bits clinging to your face! With like, YOUR HAND. And hope that the really hot guy over there DOESN'T SEE YOU WIPE YOUR HAND ON YOUR PANTS. Or worse, like, lick it off. OMG.