Fantastic Four sucked. On a more hateful note...

[scarredbyage]

So today on my way to see my old drama teacher's new play at DMACC today, I saw a truck in the parking lot with a sticker that said this:

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[pretend_it_is]

i fucking HATE republicans!
and all their dumb bumper stickers!!!

[scarredbyage]

A bunch of greedy hypocritical bible thumpers, aren't they? Make long drawn out statements about the bravery of firefighters and policemen on 9-11 (aka the day that made everyone miss "Friends") yet the head asshole cut funding to COPS (a Clinton-produced program for hiring police officers to local stations) from $499 million to $22 million. Which is $2 million more than what Jim Carrey makes per picture. What a shitty country we live in. I don't care who reads this, FUCK this place. As soon as I get married, I'm moving my family to New Zealand so my children won't have to grow up in this shithole.

[1diot_box]

omg you dont understand how BAD i wanna slam into the back of every car like that i see.

oh wait.. i bet you do understand. doesnt i just make you wanna... well... yea... kill them?

[scarredbyage]

As much as I'd like to take some prominent republican party members, hang them by their feet, slit their throats and fuck the open wounds (just for the sheer humility) and then photograph it and send it to their families as a chirstmas card, I'll just stick with spitting on their cars. Cause that shit will eat right through the paint if not removed. I know from experience. The fact that my nose was full of mucas pretty much got the point across, though. ^_^

[scarredbyage]

But in all seriousness: Fantastic Four really did suck though.

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[anonymous]

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