Morning Musings on Burned Gentials

[scarredbyitall]

I had plans for this morning, which included cleaning the house and writing, not neccesarily in that order. Forgetting to set my alarm clock has blown those plans. Luckily there is still a modest amount of time for coffee drinking and reading lj

Comments

[itchyglow]

Dude, the genitals are usually a warm, sweaty region...how are they even flammable?

[scarredbyitall]

Genitalia becomes flammable when doused in alcohol and then lit afir.

[stypica]

his genitals must've been huuuuge!

[scarredbyitall]

"must've been" being the operative words. She threw some alcohol on 'em first. Are your crossing your legs just thinking about it?