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[scarredbyitall]

On Friday a man hit on me, using the opening line, "Why aren't you married?" Since then I have been amusing myself by coming up with snappy answers such as "Once word leaked out that I tried to cut off my ex's dick with a butcher knife, no one's seemed much interested," or "Every time I try to walk down the aisle, my most aggressive multiple

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[sarahsavant]

Yikes!

[scarredbyitall]

I've had much more awkward comeons than this one :)

[itchyglow]

your rack would look splendid in a wedding dress

[scarredbyitall]

How about one of those tacky gowns with the cut out heart shape? I can have the heart shape in the front with my boobage bursting through it. That would be really, really classy for when I flee the church, rack bouncing.

[itchyglow]

cut-out heart, with a rose peeking out of the cleavage.