(Untitled)

[scarredbyitall]

Mornings are not my friend. I was going to wear a cute little skirt today, but I was so out of it that I cut myself shaving my legs in the shower approximately twenty times. Per leg. Now I can't wear a cute little skirt because the eye will be drawn away from said cuteness to the horrible gashes in my leg flesh. I shouldn't even try to be cute.

Comments

[bolt77]

here is my random login for the next eight months. I have a suggestion - go on an equalizer plan with your power company. my bills actually went DOWN this year. miraculous! then, there are no scary bills in the summertime, and you're sort of used to things in the winter. it's even. calming, if you will.

[itchyglow]

did your birthday happen and I missed it? crap. happy birthday!

[scarredbyitall]

It's tomorrow! Birthday time for me and my bazoombas!