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[scarredpalms]

And suddenly I have tits. Go fucking figure.

[A sharp sigh. He's not angry, but this is confusing and he kind of sort of remembers every nasty word he spit out as a kid.]

Cas.

It's, uh... it's Cyrus.

Can we talk? In person.

[...click.]

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[audio]

[thursdayevents]

[Well, that's definitely Castiel's user ID, but the voice...not only is it female as well, but is a lot, lot younger.]

Of course. Where are you?

[audio]

[scarredxpalms]

[It takes Cyrus a moment to realize because, no, that doesn't even sound like a younger Castiel. It sounds like a completely different person. But... it's Castiel's ID.

Well, what the hell. He'll roll with it.]

My room. Or I could come to you, doesn't matter.

[audio-->commentlog]

[thursdayevents]

I'll be there in a few minutes.

[And soon enough there's a knock on Cyrus's door.

It's a lot lower than it usually is.]

[commentlog]

[scarredxpalms]

[Oh dear.

Cyrus answers that knock. In front of Castiel is a woman in her thirties. She's got a small chest but strong arms and she's wearing clothes clearly meant for a man.

And she's about five feet tall.]

...Castiel?