3 reproductive justice jokes

Oct 13, 2008 16:37

What four categories of women should be permitted to have abortions?
Cases of rape, incest, life of the mother, and me
(Via Kathryn)

What do you call a cow who had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
(Via Elizabeth, who does not have a blog.)

What do you call a parent who is in favor of abstinence-only sex-ed?
A grandparent.

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!!! anonymous October 13 2008, 21:11:34 UTC
I love it! :)

I found the original joke in Harper's:

"Black humor, pro-choice version. Q: What are the only four categories for which a majority of Americans agree abortion should remain legal? A: 1. Life of the pregnant woman, or severe threat to her physical health. 2. Rape or incest. 3. Severe fetal deformity. 4. Me."

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grammarcookie October 13 2008, 23:34:10 UTC
ahahaha
deCALFinated!
(i love puns, and i love abortion - what the hell more could i want?)

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