What four categories of women should be permitted to have abortions?
Cases of rape, incest, life of the mother, and me
(Via
Kathryn)
What do you call a cow who had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
(Via Elizabeth, who does not have a blog.)
What do you call a parent who is in favor of abstinence-only sex-ed?
A grandparent.
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I found the original joke in Harper's:
"Black humor, pro-choice version. Q: What are the only four categories for which a majority of Americans agree abortion should remain legal? A: 1. Life of the pregnant woman, or severe threat to her physical health. 2. Rape or incest. 3. Severe fetal deformity. 4. Me."
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deCALFinated!
(i love puns, and i love abortion - what the hell more could i want?)
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