Voicemail

[scary_jeff]

Are you there, mother? It's me, Jeffrey! Er, if you hear this, there's absolutely nothing going on and the Captain hasn't removed any further segments! [static] --reasts. Breasts. Breast-- [static] Oh. ...It's, it's still on, is it? I hate phoni--

Beep.

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[blinkandsneeze]

[From here!]

"I may not remember all that much," Viki was still giggling though, "but I somehow doubt even I could forget giving birth. So I am quite sorry, but I don't think I am your mother. Even if you would want me to be. And a trailer party? Why would I have one of those?"

[scary_jeff]

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