Voicemail

[scary_jeff]

Are you there, mother? It's me, Jeffrey! Er, if you hear this, there's absolutely nothing going on and the Captain hasn't removed any further segments! [static] --reasts. Breasts. Breast-- [static] Oh. ...It's, it's still on, is it? I hate phoni--

Beep.

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Crazy Phone Day

[chic_harper]

[ From here]

"I am not a slut, you... you... you Gigi Wannabe!"

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[scary_jeff]

[ continued here]

[blinkandsneeze]

[From here!]

"I may not remember all that much," Viki was still giggling though, "but I somehow doubt even I could forget giving birth. So I am quite sorry, but I don't think I am your mother. Even if you would want me to be. And a trailer party? Why would I have one of those?"

[scary_jeff]

[ to here! ]

Crazy Phone Day!

[samnotmax]

(From here, with better explanation here.)

"Hello. This is Sam, of Sam and Max: Freelance Police. This is to notify you that you are hereby under arrest for trespassing with intent to cause a disturbance and/or arson. The penal code is very clear on this point. Please turn yourself in to a correctional facility at your soonest convenience."

Phone Madness!

[raspberryturk]

"Uh. Look, dude, I hate to break your heart, but there ain't no way I wanna go there and find out what it takes to get you tired. Nevermind that I'm pretty damn sure I'd last longer anyhow, you just ain't my type. I won't be beggin' for nothin'."

[From here!]

[hotceltogoth]

[From here]

"Oookay. Someone needs to calm down a little bit, I think. Did you have an extra helping of bitchflakes this morning? I'm not pranking you, I have no idea what lease you're talking about, and you can say 'Fuck' all you want, it's never happening with you." A pause. "Well, maybe if you're hot and you go back on your meds."