So I went and got my dental implant today! It was terribly exciting. They used a tiny, tiny ratchet to screw it into my jaw bone, it clicked and everything, I felt like a robot being repaired.

The Cold Commands is out at last and I have ordered a copy and I'm super excited to read it!

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Wincon is over, and in a minute I won't even be on the same side of the Mississippi as acehorner, and the people waiting for me at home are all making these rational life choices right now like they thing they're some kind of grownups or something and I feel so weirdly emotional and I caaaaaan't.

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I am at le Wincon! After having visited le acehorner! Pics later - opening ceremonies are in 2 hours, and I have a lot of internetting to do before then!

LAW & ORDER IS BEING SOOOO IGNORANT RIGHT NOW AND I CAN'T HANDLE IT.

I'M GO'INNA MY ROOM.

Me: I guess she was asking him what color my nipples were, and he didn't know, so he asked me.

Dealated: Did you say 'Black like my soul?'

This just in from Generally known all over the crafting world:

BUTTONHOLES ARE SHITTY, MALICIOUS, SONS OF BITCHES.

This news is causing continues to cause loud and frequent bouts of profanity all across the globe, particularly in my kitchen.

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So I've hit that point of the summer wherein I do shit all, all day. I stay up until about 6:30 am, go to bed, sleep till noon, because for some reason my mind thinks it's shameful to sleep past noon (note - 5.5 hours is not enough sleep for meeeee), but I stay in bed until 3 pm reading comics and porn anyways, because that totally doesn't count, ( Read more... )