Oh shit

[scarydave]

I’ve not been using my livejournal properly for far too long now, and my day to day existence seems a bit mundane so starting today I am going to reminisce and hopefully entertain you all with stories of my past. Some are will be humorous, some embarrassing and hopefully some will be touching, but to start it all off I will try to gross you out

Comments

[diglett]

I can't believe you've just told us that! I am impressed!

[scarydave]

That was easy, wait till I get to the really embarrassing stuff, but tomorrow I think I'll stick to something easy like stupid injuries.

[tga]

Oh my god! I feel sick!