Troy

[scarymorrie]

Saw Troy on friday with Alice. It was unexpectedly excellent. Achilles was naked within the first five minutes, and this 10 year old kid behind me is quivering with his father's hand over his eyes. I know this because I turned around. And yup, the rumours are true. There was a threesome. Paris was a bastard, as expected, but at least he was a cute

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[scarymorrie]

HAHAHAHAHA. I LOVED Patroclus, he was the best. I didn't love achilles very much--too...too...something. Patroclus was a darling. I rather liked Briseis, and hated Helen above all. And damn Menelaus while I'm at it. I knew the thingy of the male loverliness...yes, of course I'm a dork.Patrcolus rocks. Paris was just lovely. Never insult Paris. When he came crawling back to Hector, I had already begun composing an evil, slashy shag-fest in my twisted little mind. Ooh. that was fun.

[scarymorrie]

Paris/Achilles is sexy overdose

LOL.

Aww, achilles...

[catsmeat]

Andromache = Hector (lump of man-sex that he is)'s Wife, right? It's a long time since I've read the Iliad.

[scarymorrie]

Yup, yup. Andromache is one luuuuucky girl.

[catsmeat]

Lucky, and hot.

[scarymorrie]

That too. Drat her.