my mother is insane. I'm not just saying that because I'm her daughter. she is actually crazy.

bipolar with a sprinkle of anger management issues.

yummy.

she threatened to kick me out of the house...again...because mike showed up when I wasn't home.

makes sense huh?

where to start ( Read more... )

talked to my grandmother and aunt-in laws again. I'm glad they like me...especially after everything mike told me about them. oh well. they're cute, and they make fun of mike with me ( Read more... )

it's official. I no longer hate my car. why? simply because 20 bucks FILLS the tank. nice ( Read more... )

so I have a new car ( Read more... )

after getting off the phone with megan last night, mike calls. he just wants to see me for 5 minutes. 5 minutes turns into 4am. but jimmy was there, so it was decent.

later, mike told me I was "the one."

what have I gotten myself into?

help me jesus!

-kim.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kim!

1. In her entire life, kim will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
2. Kim can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
3. Kim was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!
4. Kim cannot jump!
5. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by kim.

never buy a ford ( Read more... )

shits been crazy recently ( Read more... )

I've got my first metal of the year. nice little 18g cbr. guess where.

itty must be dying. he's lying on his back next to me and I can hear him breathing.

no work today, so there are a million things I need to do. just wish the mailman hadn't come today. le gay.

itty is so fat.