When you got the chills and a 102-degree fever, you just gotta tell yourself to...

MAN UP!

It works, try it!

To that sexiest of Indians who is a true sex bomb ( Read more... )

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After experiencing some of the shared consequences of drinking (yes, drinking) fifteen egg whites a day, my cousin informed me,

"You're never going to be able to get married eating like that, I hope you know."

Aah, family.

One of my "Interests" listed under my Live Journal profile is 'aggression.' Very cool.

VICK MACKEY ROCKS YOU ALL.

Speaking of my buffness ( Read more... )

I JUST KEEP GETTING BUFFER.

It's out of control, my buffness it is. No one can beat my strength... except them 'roids users, they got me beat by the size of their legs (which is pretty big).

Rami dared say *I* have an ego. *I*? Never so!

MUH NIGGA'S HAVIN' A BABY!

I just killed that motha fucka* like a motha fucka's neva been killed befo'.

*Motha fucka = Bathroom