I....am a potential....slut. But not really. But at the same time, yes. Purple monkeys are invading my territory yet again. Motherfuckers.

Yes...yes, bitch, yes.

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODLEPOODLE!!

It all...figures out...

Oh yeah, and someone fucked with my LiveJournal and made the colors all fucky. Whoever the fuck knows anything about this better fucking tell me or I'm gonna slit myself some fuckin' human throat.

And my dad fell asleep on the couch.

Cougar Family Fun Night was...to say the least...odd. Uhm, I got kind of antisocial because there were so many fucking people there and I almost started freaking out. I guess I just don't work too well with large crowds. :\ But anyway, so we didn't do too much. We were gonna watch the talent show, but I absolutely refused to go. So we waited until ( Read more... )

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Kat is here...and...we're going to Cougar Family Fun Night...at 5:30...and...it's...gonna...be great.

And I hate people. They should alllllllllllll die right now in a big massive heap of bloody murder. Woo.

Erm, heyaa, peoples! I haven't written a while, I guess. Erm...On Saturday, Matt and I went to Wal-Mart and found one of those carts from Marsh that have the truck thingie on the front that kids can ride in. I pushed Matt around in it, and we abandoned it in the bra isle. Then we be'ed "sneaky" in the clothes section. It was greeeat :-D. Later, we ( Read more... )

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ATTENTION ALL LJers: I CANNOT FEEL THE OUTSIDE HALF OF MY LEFT THUMB DUE TO MEZZ BITING MY HAND AND SQUEEZING THE NERVE. GOD DAMNIT ( Read more... )

I am here to talk about mud. Mud is a very VERY dirty substance. Make sure you NEVER get anywhere near mud! OR YOU WILL DIE! I once knew a baby that was exposed to mud for over 5 seconds, and it turned out to look like a monkey on crack! GET THE MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!!!! o_O

I have been VvEeRrYy ( Read more... )

AARROOOOGGAA! Science laptop. Yeah. Jyl is listening to music clips for our Powerpoint with my headphones on her laptop, and somehow the headphones are doubling as headphone/micorophones, and you can hear everything in it. It's NUTS. Heehee...Yeah. I made Jyl watch the Moon Song, and we wanna put it on our Powerpoint, since we're doing it about ( Read more... )