[drabble] It's the Sprain Fairy's Fault
Title: It's the Sprain Fairy's Fault
Author: Luna (dreamweavernyx )
Pairing: Sanazawa
Genre: Crack
Summary: Fukka wants Nozawa to get off Sanada's back. Nozawa doesn't care, and Sanada fails in the process.
Notes: For littlemelonblue . I ended up not adhering to the whole prompt, but I hope you like it anyway, bb. ♥
Based off this series of pictures.
~
“Non-chan,” Sanada whines. “Please get off my back.”
Nozawa sniffs and shoots him an injured look.
“I have a sprained ankle,” he pouts. “The sprain fairy gave me one.”
Fukka heaves a sigh.
“Non-chan, we’re in the middle of a concert, you know,” he says mildly. “If you don’t get off Sanada-kun’s back he’ll end up rolling off the stage later when he tries to run.”
Nozowa does not reply, and only tightens his grip around Sanada’s neck. He sticks his nose into Sanada’s hair, ignoring the fans screaming in the background.
“Non-chan…” Sanada mumbles petulantly.
“Your shampoo smells like avocados,” Nozawa informs him instead. As an afterthought, he adds: “Not that it’s a bad thing.”
Rolling his eyes, Sanada adjusts Nozawa’s weight on his back.
“You know, I could just dump you off my back and leave you there.”
“You won’t,” Nozawa grins. “You love me too much~”
Sanada can find no argument to that, and Fukka sighs annoyedly, giving in.
“Sanada-kun, if you start complaining about a sore back after the concert, I’ll put you on toilet duty for the rest of the month.”
“But-” Sanada begins to say, but Fukka walks ahead, not bothering to hear the rest of Sanada’s protest.
Sanada wilts, sighing.
Nozawa just smiles and nestles his face deeper into Sanada’s shoulder.
~
About five minutes later Sanada’s knees buckle and the two of them fall to the floor in a tangle of pink and hair and legs.
Fukka watches them from the other end of the concert venue, and is sorely tempted to say I told you so.
fin.