[drabble] Campfire's Burning
Title: Campfire's Burning
Author: Luna (dreamweavernyx)
Pairing: Okayamajima
Genre: Crack
Rating: G
Summary: Yamada has a brilliant idea. Yuto and Keito have no choice but to get dragged along.
Notes: For crazyfaucet.
Basashi is raw horse meat. Yuto apparently likes it a lot.
~
“Let’s go camping!”
“No,” Keito says immediately. “Whatever for, anyway?”
Yuto nods, too busy flipping through Chinen’s book of insect photographs to give a proper reply.
“But- but-”
Yamada pouts and forces his eyes to looks watery.
Five seconds later, Yuto and Keito both give in.
~
“Where are we headed, anyway?”
“The forest at the base of Mount Fuji,” Yamada says happily, trudging ahead while shouldering his massive backpack.
Yuto frowns.
“Isn’t that like, the suicide forest or something?”
Keito’s eyes widen.
“…What?!”
~
Keito thinks Yamada’s bag is suspiciously heavy, and when he unzips it he realizes why.
It is full of equipment to start a fire, and enough meat to feed all of JUMP.
He starts questioning Yamada’s sanity when he discovers a cooler box filled with strawberries at the bottom of the bag.
~
“Aren’t strawberries essential for barbeques?” Yamada asks, sounding injured, when they question him about the cooler box.
Yuto heaves a sigh, as he sidesteps a fallen log.
“It’s marshmallows.”
There is a pause, while Yamada thinks.
“I brought strawberry-flavoured mashmallows,” he says helpfully after a while.
~
They reach the campsite before Yuto loses his wits completely.
There is a river nearby, so Yuto somehow produces a fishing rod from his bag and attempts to fish.
Everybody is in awe until he somehow manages to hook his underwear band with the fishing hook and give himself a wedgie.
~
“Let’s start the campfire!”
They empty out Yamada’s bag, and pick out boxes of solid fuel while Keito hauls some branches over.
“Wait,” Yuto says, scanning the items as realization dawns. “Where’s the lighter?”
~
“Go, Keito, go!”
Keito scowls, shifting a little. He holds Yamada’s glasses a little closer to the wood, in hope that the spot of sunlight focused on it will cause it to go up in flame.
“Why didn’t you think to bring a lighter?” he groans.
Yamada shrugs, and goes back to watching Keito attempt to light a fire.
~
Half an hour later, Keito’s sore muscles are rewarded.
“I see smoke!” Yamada shrieks gleefully. “I see smoke!”
“Forget smoke, I see fire!”
They feed the tiny flame on the wood carefully, and soon enough they have a decently-sized campfire.
Yuto does a noodle dance of victory, and accidentally steps on Yamada’s glasses.
~
It is discovered that Yamada has even brought some basashi in his bag. Yuto grabs it and immediately begins eating.
Meanwhile, Keito and Yamada try to figure out how to skewer the meat with tree branches.
~
“I think today was a very successful day,” Yamada says, chewing happily on a stick of barbequed chicken. “We should go camping again sometime!”
Keito rolls his eyes, and chucks an empty meat box at Yamada.
Yuto is already fast asleep.
~
Yamada burns his fingers while trying to roast a marshmallow.
Keito is extremely tempted to laugh.
~
Finally, they put out the fire and set up their sleeping bags.
“G’night,” Yamada mumbles.
“Yeah.”
The campsite falls silent, save for the chirping of the crickets.
~
The silence is broken about five hours later, when Yamada discovers a couple of lizards next to his face when he opens his eyes.
The scream wakes the other two up, and instead of going back to sleep they decide to begin their hike back to Tokyo early.
~
They fall asleep on the train, and have to take another train traveling in the opposite direction to get back to their stop.
~
Yabu chooses not to question why Yamada, Keito and Yuto look strangely frazzled.
He has a feeling he doesn’t want to know.
fin.
Author: Luna (dreamweavernyx)
Pairing: Okayamajima
Genre: Crack
Rating: G
Summary: Yamada has a brilliant idea. Yuto and Keito have no choice but to get dragged along.
Notes: For crazyfaucet.
Basashi is raw horse meat. Yuto apparently likes it a lot.
~
“Let’s go camping!”
“No,” Keito says immediately. “Whatever for, anyway?”
Yuto nods, too busy flipping through Chinen’s book of insect photographs to give a proper reply.
“But- but-”
Yamada pouts and forces his eyes to looks watery.
Five seconds later, Yuto and Keito both give in.
~
“Where are we headed, anyway?”
“The forest at the base of Mount Fuji,” Yamada says happily, trudging ahead while shouldering his massive backpack.
Yuto frowns.
“Isn’t that like, the suicide forest or something?”
Keito’s eyes widen.
“…What?!”
~
Keito thinks Yamada’s bag is suspiciously heavy, and when he unzips it he realizes why.
It is full of equipment to start a fire, and enough meat to feed all of JUMP.
He starts questioning Yamada’s sanity when he discovers a cooler box filled with strawberries at the bottom of the bag.
~
“Aren’t strawberries essential for barbeques?” Yamada asks, sounding injured, when they question him about the cooler box.
Yuto heaves a sigh, as he sidesteps a fallen log.
“It’s marshmallows.”
There is a pause, while Yamada thinks.
“I brought strawberry-flavoured mashmallows,” he says helpfully after a while.
~
They reach the campsite before Yuto loses his wits completely.
There is a river nearby, so Yuto somehow produces a fishing rod from his bag and attempts to fish.
Everybody is in awe until he somehow manages to hook his underwear band with the fishing hook and give himself a wedgie.
~
“Let’s start the campfire!”
They empty out Yamada’s bag, and pick out boxes of solid fuel while Keito hauls some branches over.
“Wait,” Yuto says, scanning the items as realization dawns. “Where’s the lighter?”
~
“Go, Keito, go!”
Keito scowls, shifting a little. He holds Yamada’s glasses a little closer to the wood, in hope that the spot of sunlight focused on it will cause it to go up in flame.
“Why didn’t you think to bring a lighter?” he groans.
Yamada shrugs, and goes back to watching Keito attempt to light a fire.
~
Half an hour later, Keito’s sore muscles are rewarded.
“I see smoke!” Yamada shrieks gleefully. “I see smoke!”
“Forget smoke, I see fire!”
They feed the tiny flame on the wood carefully, and soon enough they have a decently-sized campfire.
Yuto does a noodle dance of victory, and accidentally steps on Yamada’s glasses.
~
It is discovered that Yamada has even brought some basashi in his bag. Yuto grabs it and immediately begins eating.
Meanwhile, Keito and Yamada try to figure out how to skewer the meat with tree branches.
~
“I think today was a very successful day,” Yamada says, chewing happily on a stick of barbequed chicken. “We should go camping again sometime!”
Keito rolls his eyes, and chucks an empty meat box at Yamada.
Yuto is already fast asleep.
~
Yamada burns his fingers while trying to roast a marshmallow.
Keito is extremely tempted to laugh.
~
Finally, they put out the fire and set up their sleeping bags.
“G’night,” Yamada mumbles.
“Yeah.”
The campsite falls silent, save for the chirping of the crickets.
~
The silence is broken about five hours later, when Yamada discovers a couple of lizards next to his face when he opens his eyes.
The scream wakes the other two up, and instead of going back to sleep they decide to begin their hike back to Tokyo early.
~
They fall asleep on the train, and have to take another train traveling in the opposite direction to get back to their stop.
~
Yabu chooses not to question why Yamada, Keito and Yuto look strangely frazzled.
He has a feeling he doesn’t want to know.
fin.