[drabble] Pink
Title: Pink
Author: Luna (dreamweavernyx )
Genre: Crack
Notes: Inspired by Question? wo Abake.
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Ever since the episode when Question? went on the Abake segment, rumours have been flying among the juniors.
Among them, one brave team of detectives has risen to confirm the most outstanding rumour once and for all.
For bad guys flee and untruths cower before…Detective Anderson.
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It’s a quiet break during rehearsals, and Question? happens to be sitting around, playing poker, instead of being in their dressing room.
Casey Anderson, self-proclaimed private eye, peeks around the corner, with trusty right-hand-man Kyomoto Taiga close behind him.
“Surround them,” he whispers, and Taiga nods, quietly sending a text message to the rest of their crew to spread out and silently circle the unsuspecting band.
When even Kishimoto has managed to slip out of sight, Taiga flips through his contacts list, and upon Anderson’s nod, swiftly dials Yodogawa’s number.
“Eh?” Yodogawa puts down his hand of cards, face down, and fumbles in his pocket for the phone, which is vibrating violently.
He never gets a chance to even check the caller ID.
The moment the phone is fully out of his pocket, Anderson yells “NOW!”
In the next minute, every member of Snow Prince Choir (save for Morimoto) runs out from their hiding place and mobs him. The poor drummer never stands a chance.
Ootsuka sits on his stomach, Nakamura and Kishimoto pin down his flailing limbs, and Kurita keeps away the shell-shocked members with a water pistol, loaded and ready to fire.
Anderson strolls casually forward, and plucks the mobile phone from the grasp of the twitching Yodogawa.
“It’s pink,” he announces, “and deco-deco.”
“That means…” pipes up Taiga, “RUMOUR CONFIRMED!”
“Detective Anderson strikes again!” cheers Anderson, punching his fist in the air. He signals, and the rest of the crew jumps off Yodogawa and they prance happily away to spread the news.
Fujiie looks sympathetically at the still-prone Yodogawa.
“Hey,” he says. “At least they returned the phone.”