Comments | scatteredsleep: Duck rape.

scatteredsleep

Duck rape.

Dec 23, 2009 19:48

"A third of all duck matings are forced."

Thank you to kailen for posting that on Facebook - I am now spreading the cheer that comes along with learning about DUCK GENITALIA. Let me tell you, guys, it is worth reading about. That shit is WHACK. The author more than once describes duck penises as "extravagant". EXTRAVAGANT. Bet you bitches wish your ( Read more... )

duck dicks

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samtabsav December 24 2009, 02:25:53 UTC

That is INCREDIBLE. Not just the video, but the whole mating routine. Jesus.

scatteredsleep December 25 2009, 04:01:18 UTC

Right? I am impressed. Ducks work really hard to reproduce. It's a shame they haven't climbed further up the evolutionary tree through their efforts. I don't see ducks using coconut shell halves to hide themselves.

kailen December 24 2009, 04:35:15 UTC

Glad I can brighten your day. One of my goals in life is, apparently, to spread the animal porn around.

carve037 December 24 2009, 05:46:45 UTC

Of all the things I've seen on 4chan, I don't think this has come up yet. This surprises me greatly.

dustinalfonso December 24 2009, 16:33:52 UTC

Di.

This made my holiday season.

Also, I want to know more about the mechanism -- do ducks fuck? or is it just like.. insert, ejaculate, remove? SO MANY QUESTIONS

fairmaidenkate December 25 2009, 04:47:07 UTC

After watching that video, I'm not sure EXTRAVAGANT is the word I would use. I think TRAUMATIC is more accurate. Holy cats. I'm glad I went with my gut and didn't watch that video this morning when I was eating breakfast.

But that article sounds hilarious, though. Your description of it had me lol'ing.