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[scatteredsleep]

So at the clinic we sign appointment notes with our initials like so: "new patient, partner diagnosed with trichomoniasis, ds." There's someone who works here with the initials E.W. and every time I see something this individual has signed I think that they are saying, "______, ew." like "ew, gross" and it trips me up EVERY TIME

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[samtabsav]

I think I'd laugh at EW. Probably that's unprofessional.

In other news, my student debt makes me a little panicky. Like, I am going to be paying this shit off for so long.

I'm not even in debt yet, but I get to begin the debt journey in the fall and OH MY GOD I AM SECOND GUESSING EVERYTHING. Mostly I just mean to tell you that you're not alone.

And I'll see your entitled leeching and raise you fleeing the country under the guise of service work. BEAT THAT.

Also pretty much I can't stop laughing at the goose raptor.

[scatteredsleep]

Dude I was real close to feeling the country under the guise of service work. It conveniently appears so selfless! I may still do so. I am unsure.

I literally lol'd at goose raptor. For like fifteen minutes. "Is it a wild goose?" "What kind of goose acts like a raptor?" I was also terribly horrified at the fish story but also laughing a little while being horrified at myself for laughing at such a horrifying story. A harrowing tale of loss of innocence and hilarity.

[samtabsav]

DO IT DO IT! Throw yourself whimsically into the peace corps and let them shove a language down your throat and throw you into some strange land for two years. There's fellowships and crap when you come back, if you survive the exotic diseases and possible mortar fire.

And you get to forget about the crippling debt for two years! IT'S SO PERFECT.

You get points for feeling bad about laughing at the fish story. I just laughed and sent it to a friend and laughed some more.

brb going to hell