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[scenario_1956]

my sister says there is only two ways you can become gay.

1. being born gay

2. one of your parents accidentally running over a gypsy

i asked my mom if she ever ran over a gypsy and she said no but seemed a little offended by the question.
i found her defensive answer to be very suspicious.

damn gypsy's!

Comments

[obscuratea]

i always thought that one's orientation (or ambiguity) is inherent at birth. what do you think?

[scenario_1956]

I agree. i entirely believe it is inherent at birth. as far as i am concerned i've been this way since i was a small child.

[amakiell]

step 1 - find leprechaun
step 2 - PROFIT! (or dicks, take your pick)