✿三十三

[scentofbauhinia]

[This morning Hong Kong went to the Post Office to trade in a regain for another one...

Mayfield was kind enough to provide decorations... But are they enough? Of course not.

Hence anyone passing by 767 Bunker Street on Wednesday evening will be treated to this- not in any way over the top or slightly tacky- spectacle... Every thirty minutes!

Comments

[lotuslife]

[o-oh

she's fallen backwards onto her ass in the snow, she's so shocked. and she just... sits there. staring at the tree. forever.]

[scentofbauhinia]

...Viet?

[he's seen her and is coming over to check on her. what is it with him and having to help old people stand up out of the snow today]

[lotuslife]

[nope, she's frozen. and it's not just because of the weather.]

[scentofbauhinia]

[kneels down next to her and taps her shoulder]

...Wai. ['hey']

[decadenzas]

[and he thought his snowman was a monstrosity....] You should have gotten one with a better color scheme. Using gold in decoration is a mistake of the nouveau riche.

[scentofbauhinia]

...You should be wearing a monacle while you say that. [HAHAHA]

[decadenzas]

[FFFlmao, he does not look pleased] You're just full of fine examples of good humor, aren't you.

Really, though, where did you pick this thing up? [says that like he's referring to some creepy old statue with a leg missing brought back from a garage sale the lonely cat lady down the street was having]

[scentofbauhinia]

No. Really. I know what to get you for Christmas now.

[ignoring any insulting tone as usual] Regain. It's the tree I was supposed to have in Central this year. [ie the most terrifyingly disgustingly capitalist part of HK. now you see why the tree suits...]

[hwamei]

[ what is this?? why that regain why

She marches up to him to show him a lesson, only the light show starts all of a sudden AAAAAAH

so she shuts her eyes tight and holds her hands out in front of her as she slowly approaches him, step by step. ]

H... Hong Koooooong! [ she sounds slightly mad ]

[scentofbauhinia]

[hahahaha watching

very amused and not attempting to guide her in any way] Hong Kong's not here.

[hwamei]

I just saw you a second ago, stupid!

[ one big step... and another big step ]

Y-you're under arrest for public disturbance! [ ...if she ever gets there! ]

[scentofbauhinia]

No you didn't. You're just imagining things. [lmao slowly and quietly moving away as soon as she gets any nearer]

[nonconsplay]

*What

What the fuck is this on her lawn.*

[scentofbauhinia]

{it is a tree and it is beautiful

hi waifu :|]

[nonconsplay]

Jialong.

What is this doing on our lawn.

[scentofbauhinia]

[that face sob] ...I got it back from the Post Office.

It's meant to be outdoors so I left it here.

[plantenough]

[Of all the places for this monstrosity to be, why did it have to be on her street. Everything about this offended Viktoria. But she wasn't going to raise a stink- oh, no, she was going to wander down the street, watch the show, and be as passive aggressive as possible.]

My, my, what an affront to the senses.

[scentofbauhinia]

[passive aggressive you say?

nope. not bothered at all] Mm. I figured it might offend the more stuffy, boring types... But I took a chance. [implying she is one of those? haha don't be silly]

[plantenough]

[Oh, good, she was afraid you might be someone she might like for a second there. She continues in a sugary-sweet tone.]

Oh, I'd agree that this is quite the gamble. Trying to see how long you can stare at it before going blind?

[scentofbauhinia]

[oblivious or choosing to ignore any hostility going on. he's snarky all the time, this is practically ordinary conversation to him] Nope. Don't have that kind of time on my hands. [shrugs]

Must be nice though. I envy you. [busybody neighbour :|]