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[scepterofevil]

I've been thinking of something.

There was another rumor going on that somewhere along his journey, Lord Bowser -for no apparent reason at all-, spontaneously grew as big as his castle. Not just once, but three times! It's obvious those brothers had something to do with it while they were doing who-knows-what in his body. As far as I know, it takes

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[kingporky]

So rubbing your ham a little can actually make you grow a hundred times larger!? Kyahah, I should totally try that out! It'll be fun playing Porkzilla!

[scepterofevil]

You have fun with that. Nice thing about being a wizard is I can shrink you down to size anytime I feel like it.

[gardenofmagic]

I will.... be sure not to eat anything alive ever again.

[scepterofevil]

You might want to chew your food thoroughly instead of swallowing it whole for a while.

[gardenofmagic]

Yeah

Thankfully nothing like that has happened to me, but now I wonder why I never shrank back down to normal size like Lord Bowser had? Hookbill and the others never did, either now that I think of it...

[shootmedown]

I once worked for a monkeyfart who was one day able to float in outer space as a giant monkey head with two disembodied hands... Now you got me wondering if magic still exists on Lylat! ... besides that dinosaur planet Corneria just found!

[scepterofevil]

what were you on It's better to assume scientific causes before jumping to conclusions. As crazy as a giant disembodied monkey floating in space sounds....hmm.

[shootmedown]

I suppose you're right. Andross was one hell of a scientist back in the day, but I never found an explanation for his giant disembodied monkey head form!