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[scepterofevil]

Perhaps it was wrong of me to leave so soon. I mean, the kingdom is still recovering from that disaster...! Well, Lord Bowser DID say it was just reconstruction and castle repairs from here on out. I get the feeling he just wanted me out of the way for the time being.

So...Diamond City, huh? This place is a lot bigger than Toadtown, and without an

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[kingporky]

Heeeey, a magician!
That hat looks big enough to pull five bunnies from. Can you pull bunnies out of your hat, nerdy mister?

[scepterofevil]

How about I make you disappear instead?

[kingporky]

So I guess you can't?
Jeez, what a ripoff. I didn't pay just to see some old turtle in a dress who CAN'T make bunnies disappear.

[scepterofevil]

Kid, you've got so many facts wrong, I don't know where to start. Oh wait, I do.

One, I'm a wizard, not an entertainer. Two, I was never paid in the first place, so you can forget about watching me pull nickels from behind your ears or what have you. And three, it's a robe, not a dress.

[waaaaaaa]

Heeeey Magikoopa! Finally Waluigi meets something he likes!

[scepterofevil]

You're that lanky guy who plays all those sports against the plumbers. Better seeing you here than them, I suppose.

Then you'll be glad to know I'm the best Magikoopa around, heh.

[waaaaaaa]

Those no-good shorties have nothing on ME!

If the Best Magikoopa ever wants to play Baseball, Waluigi's team is the best team!

[bestashley]

...ah, it's good to see more of our kind around. I'm Ashley, pleased to meet you.

[scepterofevil]

You practice magic too, huh? You seem pretty young for that.

[bestashley]

Us humans aren't as long lived as reptiles, so we usually get started very early in life. I was practicing since I was, say...6, maybe?

[kamasutrapilot]

Hypnotizin', eh?

Hey why do I have a feeling we met in another universe somewhere I mean

[scepterofevil]

Isn't that what I wrote up there?

where have I seen this guy before and why does a little blonde elf chef come to mind

[kamasutrapilot]

If ya' don't get a figure of speech, I'm meanin' that it sounds interestin'. What kinda' hypnotizin' can ya' do?

hmmmm idk man I dunno why in the WORLD you might think of that HMMM

[scepterofevil]

To tell you the truth, the kind of hypnotizing I specialize in is really a euphemism for brainwashing. It's fun stuff. I can boost your confidence to solve anything from stage fright to womanly woes!

seriously man now bugs and cheesesticks are coming to mind what is going on here

[gardenofmagic]

M-Master Kamek?!?!

This ain't anything like Toad Town, I can tell you that!

Good luck boasting your expertise to the other crazies here♥

((I'm gonna assume he's never seen Naval in her human form))

[scepterofevil]

I honestly don't remember why I chose to stay at a town inhabited by Toads in the first place. The city life looks a bit more promising.

I have every right to boast, kid. I'm not Lord Bowser's nanny adviser for nothing.

((Nope! Not at all! Hurrrrrr))

[gardenofmagic]

It's kind of unconventional for one of Lord *deletes* Bowser's minions to be with mushroom people...

.........

Is hypnosis good for fears? I have this insane fear of gothic lolita clowns that I would really like to axe and stuff and...

[scepterofevil]

Clowns are....sort of creepy. Just a little. I've never heard of this 'gothic lolita' thing. Are they coming up with new brands of clowns just to weird people out? That's just evil.

I mean, yes, hypnosis works wonders for people with intense phobias.