Here it is...
1. Thou shalt never disrespect Chazy Chaz.
2. Thou shalt never speak of Chazy Chaz in vain.
3. Thou shalt love Chazy Chaz for all his mysterious ways.
4. Thou shalt cover every square inch of your living quarters with his pictures.
5. Thou shalt take his birthday like a party day.
6. Thou shalt speak of, think of, and admire Chazy Chaz daily.
7. Thou shalt quote Chazy Chaz each day.
8. Thou shalt not disrespect his hairstyle.
9. Thou shalt praise his God given talent... his voice and angelic screech.
10. Thou shalt shut up when he's talking to you.
Credit to LinkinParkLuva2289 from the LPU, as creator of
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