A Whole Shithouse of Surveys stolen from Shley
What is your full name? You can make it up if you want, I won’t know the difference: Kyle Robert Allan Scharf
Tell me about your family if you want to. If you’re too lazy, that’s okay, I don’t really care: Bleh
When’s your birthday? Halloween
What day do you wish was your birthday? Halloween
So how old are you? 18
Do you like being that age? Rather be 19
If not, what age would you rather be; if yes, then why? lol
What’s your school like? I'm done school!
Do you even like your school? stupid
Do you have a job or are you too lazy like me? not until I get back from Florida
If yes, tell me about your job; if no, why not? cuz I can't get a job when I am going on a road trip
Describe to me your personality: Great, funny, open to things, happy, sometimes depressing, ok, lot of times depressing lol
What do you do when you’re bored? think of things to do
Well what do you do when the electricity goes out and you can’t rely on electronics to keep you occupied? hope I have someone to talk to
Are you into sports, more of the "fine arts," or a mix of both? i'm into what I am into
Are you a people person? I can be
What do you want to be when you grow up? a writer or actor - and happy
What is, in your opinion, the easiest job in the world? i dunno
Are you responsible? I can be
Which is better (or more tolerable) . . . Explain yourself
Cats or dogs as pets? I like both, I have 2 cats and a dog, I love them all
Digital watch or regular? regular, digital is kinda cheesy and so '90s lol
Pepsi or Coke (sorry, I know that’s a big repeat, but it has to be asked)? Coke, I just love the taste
Hot tub or sauna? hot tub because it is so relaxing, sauna takes ur breath away
Freshly caught fish or cheapy frozen fish sticks? I hate fish
Boring teacher or mean teacher? mix it, have some fun with them ;)
Gum stuck in your hair or curling brush stuck in your hair? neither, fuck that shit
Paper cut on your tongue or dirt in your eyes? dirt in my eyes, papercuts are horrible
Carpet or hardwood floors? hardwood, I like the cold on my feet
Candles or room spray? candles, Ilove candles
Smoothie or milkshake? milkshake, I love milkshakes :)
Block scheduling or eight periods a day (for school)? block thats what I had
Monopoly or Candy Land? Monopoly owns
Crying by yourself or having someone to cry with you? I am used to crying by myself, but I would like to have someone
Baby screaming or fingernails scratching chalkboard? I'll kick whoever does either
Chicken or beef? depends on my mood
Talking on the phone or instant messaging? IM, I don'tlike the phone as much
Mini blinds or shades/curtains? blinds
The Lion King or The Little Mermaid? Lion King owns
Watching the rain or being in the rain? being in the rain
Soft pillow or firm pillow? mix it
Whoo, whoo, all about LOVE and Relationships
Okay, first obvious question, are you single or taken? dreadfully single
If taken, take a moment to brag all about your significant other; if single,
What do you look for in a relationship? happiness, and understanding
As far as looks go for the opposite sex, what makes you want to look twice (in a good way, lol) In other words, what’s your type, physically? anything that catches my eye, individuality is good, physically, I love eyes and hair lol
Of all the people you’ve dated, who was the one you fell for the hardest? never dated, but I fell hard once...it was not good
Of all the people you’ve dated, who was the one that you definitely could’ve done without? bleh
What was the longest relationship you’ve been in, or what was the longest time you had a crush on someone? 6 months, still think about it...
Tell me about your first kiss. If you’ve never been kissed, tell me what you want your first kiss to be like: I want it to be nice
Are you all for or against public displays of affection? depends on how far they take it
Which is most important to you in a relationship - faithfulness, compatibility, or excitement? all 3
If you really like someone, are you more likely to eventually ask them out or forever hold your peace? me? forever hold my peace, I have only told one person that I liked them and it didn't go well, so that fucked me up
What’s the best place for a first date? anywhere good
Would you prefer more romance or fun in a relationship? both
Have you ever told someone you loved them? yes
If yes, did you mean it; if no, did you ever want to tell someone you loved them but didn’t? I did mean it
Has someone ever told you that they loved you? yes
If yes, what was your initial reaction and did you say it back? My initial reaction was "what, are we allowed to say that" and "really? Is he serious?" it wasn't in an actual relationship, but it made me happy, and feel great
Does "true love wait"? (What is your opinion on premarital sex?) premarital sex is fine
Have you ever been asked out and had to turn them down? nope
If yes, what did you say; if no, have you yourself ever been turned down? I have been turned down
Do believe that there’s that perfect someone out there for you? yes
Ever had your heart broken? I've had heartache
Ever broken someone else’s? no
Would you rather date a bunch of people all throughout high school and settle down when you get older or meet "the one" while you’re still young? (hey, that rhymed): meet the one while I am young
What do like most about the opposite sex? lots of things, but I hate lots of things too
What do you dislike most about the opposite sex? arrogance and cockiness, preconceived notions about people
Would you rather have to break up with someone or be broken up with? break up with someone
Is a serious commitment in a high school relationship a bad idea? it can be
Have I asked enough questions on this subject? i dont mind
If yes, scroll down to the next section; if no, say whatever you want to say about love in general that I didn’t ask you: everyone needs it, very few find it truly...i hope i do
Friends . . .
Well, instead of having a big retarded section asking you which of your friends is the cutest, funniest, nicest, blah blah blah, I want you to tell me all about the friends that you feel like telling me about.
Who was your elementary best friend? Kenny or Andrew
Would you rather have a few really close friends or a big group of casual acquaintance type friends? few really close friends, thats what I have
I’m just curious . . .
Do you find blonde jokes offensive, hilarious, or just stupid? mix between hilarious and stupid
What do you like to watch on tv, if you watch tv? Family Guy, wrestling, hockey, comedy
Do you have any plants in your house? yes
Ever had a pet fish? yes
Were you a cute little kid or an annoying little kid? I was cute, but diabolical
Are marshmallows good anytime or strictly a campfire treat? anytime
How many magazines are you subscribed to? none now
When is the last time you went to the dentist? June
Did you have any cavities? yeah, I was getting a filling lol
Do you have a song stuck in your head right now? If so, what song is it? Econoline Crush - Razorblades and Bandaides
What is your favorite variety of microwave popcorn? Flavor and brand: anything that tastes good
What is your favorite variety and color of MM’s? any kind
In your opinion, what’s the best type of dessert and why? pie or cake, dunno why
While we’re on the subject, what’s your favorite food? pizza or wings
Are you allergic to any foods? nope
What’s your favorite comic strip? I used to read Archie and Spawn, and Spider-Man
Is the squeeze out of a bottle jelly an amazing development or a waste of time? amazing development
What’s your favorite Jelly Belly flavor? If you’ve never had Jelly Belly jelly beans, you’re very deprived. They have 50 flavors Check out the website http://...right
Do you believe in God? no
If no, tell me why; if yes, tell me why: I have my reasons
Did you know that Jesus loves you? good for him
The Future . . . (dramatic "oohs" and "ahhs")
Do you have it all planned out or are you just going to take life in stride as it comes? there are plans, but I love to take things in stride
When do you get out of school? June
Excited? yes
What are you going to do this summer? sit around, tthen road trip
What grade are you going into? I graduated high school
Are you going to move away as soon as you’re out of school or stay where you are? I want to move to the States, be near better people than there are here
So do you know what college you’re going to, or if you’re even going to college? not sure now
If you are, what do you think your major will be? screenwriting
Do you plan on getting married, provided that you meet the right person? absolutely
If so, do you want kids? If yes, how many? 1 or 2 should be fine
Tearful Goodbye . . . (sniff sniff)
What more important, more practical thing could you have done instead of filling out this survey? vacuumed the pool
About how long did it take you? dunno, 15 minutes?
Was it worth it? sure
So hey, how well do you know me, if at all? right?
If you do know me, what do you think of me? -
What did you think of my survey? -
What are you going to do now that it’s over? browse
I guess it isn’t over yet, is it? no
I’m still typing . . . indeed
Okay, now it’s over. yay