would you rather have a pencil-sharpening nose or a ketchup-dispensing naval

[schbpaboper]

HAPPY 18TH SARAH!!!!!! wow, that's weird. my best friend turned 18 today. so naturally, yesterday we went over there to hang out and celebrate. so carlotta and i drove together and brought sarah her awesome presents, would you rather books and garden state. so we talked and destroyed pizza and pumpkin pie and watched garden state, which i am

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[anonymous]

Personally i would rather have a ketchup dispensing naval- one because it is easier to conceal and two because i like ketchup. and...i really meant everything that i said- you guys are honestly the BEST. i love you all. man it's werid that we're graduating. ahh kels i love you. you're wonderful.
sarah

[carlotts]

hehe i must say congrats to you for being my fellow conspirator, A+ work. it was a pleasure working with you, i hope we can do business again soon

ps. did you take a pic of me and megan dead in the snow?

[schbpaboper]

yes i did take a pic. um, so i just had 3 emails...FROM YOU!!!!!!! ed, you are my stalker and i love it. ok, going to estudiante. i just made that word up. peace out girl scout.

-annie

[anonymous]

i would rather have a pencil sharpening nose, because i often need a pencil sharpener. once i brought an electronic pencil sharpener onto a plane with me. but ithink i told you that story. oh and also because as much as i might sneeze with the lead, ketchup and my belly do not mix as i have found out from a previous experiment. I LOVE YOU!
-annie schmidt