"i'm graduating, i'm graduating!"

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Last Friday night my old high school drummer from Chicago came down to play at a party at Ryan's house. We rocked out with our cocks out, finished our set and mingled within the party, as more people eventually spilled in. On my way to the kitchen I saw a plus-sized, curly-haired, blurry-eyed young lady stare ahead drunkenly as she leaned back

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[c_a_s_t_r_o]

What's funny is that Cara could've been crooning "I'm graduating! I'm graduating!" as well. Instead, she was holding onto a trash can for support. Such sufficient comic relief. My Hippies Smell shirt didn't do too bad either.

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[anonymous]

I could literally picture that entire story happening in my head...That's hilarious!!