YA MERKIN' 'EM YEP, YEP! ELIZABETH YA MERKIN' 'EM!

[schizofosho]

I have a crush! This guy has thick, soft hair; strong, comforting hands; a rock-solid body. He is about 25 feet tall and goes by the name of Kong. Man, I LUH HIM!!! Definitely my ideal lover.

P.S.- I also got dibs on Clive Owen. So bitch, don't even try it!

...that is all! I hope none of you found this to be "rather shallow and pedantic!"

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[babybooze]

Call us and let us know about fake New Years-THURSDAY THE 29th!!! I mean LIZZERS!!!!!!!