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I could be doing my homework, but instead I wrote these.
I got into a fight with my mom today over how soon she married my uncle after my dad passed away. I'm pretty sure my uncle had something to do with my dad's death. I heard someone eavesdropping, and thinking it was my uncle, I attacked it. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad. FML
My bff and I have been keeping an eye on our buddy from childhood, since his uncle has been paying us to look after him. Things came to a head and we had to escort our buddy to England and give the King a letter once we arrived, but apparently our "buddy" swapped out the letters. I just gave the King of England a warrant for my own execution. FML
I was visiting Paris for a little while, an experience that was one of the most amazing in my life. When I got back home, the first thing I found out was that one of my buddies killed my dad, and because of it, my sister went nuts and drowned herself. FML
I had an argument with my daughter because she didn't want to marry the guy I picked out for her. She faked her death to get out of it. I found out later it had been faked and was so relieved, I rushed to reconcile with her. By the time I got there, she'd actually died. Apparently she'd secretly married my arch enemy's son and they offed themselves for each other. FML
Tonight, I was having a banquet with a bunch of my friends and subjects to celebrate my rise to the throne. Things were going great until I noticed that one of my old friends showed up. I hired hitmen to take care of this guy earlier today and apparently, no one else could see him. FML
Today, this creeper was following me around the forest trying to tell me how much he loved me. As I tried to shake him off, this gorgeous guy popped out of nowhere and told me off. Smitten, I tried to find out more about this guy. It was actually a chick in disguise. FML
I woke up from a nap last night and found myself totally taken with his hunk I'd met. I invited him back to my place, and we had an amazing time together, even though we didn't go very far. The next morning, I noticed this same guy was utterly hideous: he quite literlly had the head of a donkey. I was sober last night, too. FML
This girl I'm crazy about sent me a letter today asking me to wear yellow socks, yell at servants and constantly smile in order to make her happy. Everyone else thought I'd gone nuts and locked me in a cellar and the girl has no idea what I'm doing. One of her servants came by later to make fun of me and I found out that they'd forged the letter to publicly embarass me. FML
I've been worried that my daughter will not be able to find her own loving family because of her temper and resistence to men. Having finally found a husband for her (whom I could tell was interested purely for the dowry), he apparently proceeded to emotionally bully her to the point where her ideas and personality had been beaten out of her. At the wedding of my younger daughter, she even appeared and made a speech about how wives should always obey their husbands. FML
After being stuck in an oak tree for over a decade by some stupid witch, a man appeared and set me free..but not without making me become his servant for the next ten years. FML
Uhh. You get a cookie if you can guess what each of the characters and plays are.
I got into a fight with my mom today over how soon she married my uncle after my dad passed away. I'm pretty sure my uncle had something to do with my dad's death. I heard someone eavesdropping, and thinking it was my uncle, I attacked it. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad. FML
My bff and I have been keeping an eye on our buddy from childhood, since his uncle has been paying us to look after him. Things came to a head and we had to escort our buddy to England and give the King a letter once we arrived, but apparently our "buddy" swapped out the letters. I just gave the King of England a warrant for my own execution. FML
I was visiting Paris for a little while, an experience that was one of the most amazing in my life. When I got back home, the first thing I found out was that one of my buddies killed my dad, and because of it, my sister went nuts and drowned herself. FML
I had an argument with my daughter because she didn't want to marry the guy I picked out for her. She faked her death to get out of it. I found out later it had been faked and was so relieved, I rushed to reconcile with her. By the time I got there, she'd actually died. Apparently she'd secretly married my arch enemy's son and they offed themselves for each other. FML
Tonight, I was having a banquet with a bunch of my friends and subjects to celebrate my rise to the throne. Things were going great until I noticed that one of my old friends showed up. I hired hitmen to take care of this guy earlier today and apparently, no one else could see him. FML
Today, this creeper was following me around the forest trying to tell me how much he loved me. As I tried to shake him off, this gorgeous guy popped out of nowhere and told me off. Smitten, I tried to find out more about this guy. It was actually a chick in disguise. FML
I woke up from a nap last night and found myself totally taken with his hunk I'd met. I invited him back to my place, and we had an amazing time together, even though we didn't go very far. The next morning, I noticed this same guy was utterly hideous: he quite literlly had the head of a donkey. I was sober last night, too. FML
This girl I'm crazy about sent me a letter today asking me to wear yellow socks, yell at servants and constantly smile in order to make her happy. Everyone else thought I'd gone nuts and locked me in a cellar and the girl has no idea what I'm doing. One of her servants came by later to make fun of me and I found out that they'd forged the letter to publicly embarass me. FML
I've been worried that my daughter will not be able to find her own loving family because of her temper and resistence to men. Having finally found a husband for her (whom I could tell was interested purely for the dowry), he apparently proceeded to emotionally bully her to the point where her ideas and personality had been beaten out of her. At the wedding of my younger daughter, she even appeared and made a speech about how wives should always obey their husbands. FML
After being stuck in an oak tree for over a decade by some stupid witch, a man appeared and set me free..but not without making me become his servant for the next ten years. FML
Uhh. You get a cookie if you can guess what each of the characters and plays are.