I need a rock-hammer

[schizorunner]

My mom can put on a passable "I'm being supportive despite thinking you're a liar" act when she wants to, but it would be far more convincing if she at least made an effort to hide the "you're a liar" part. I overheard a piece of a phone conversation she had with my grandma, and one of her statements was as follows

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[zelda8603]

I'm sorry, but that woman is not fit to be a mother.

Wait, she read your journal? That's why you got a different name? How did that happen?

and again, that woman is not fit to be a mother.

[schizorunner]

Go to my old journal and read the last two entries.

[fmphoenixhawk]

Protect asshat? Wait, .....

I'm sorry, that even scrambles MY circuts....

Protect him from what, beer?

I still say that an axe while he's sleeping would prove your point better.