Hmm so Shayne won the X factor. Brenda so should have won it, he's just like the next Justine Timberlake. He even sounds like him on his new single ( Read more... )

So here i am using the bf's computer while he's showering. What naughty things shall i do ( Read more... )

I need to hit something. Hard.

In fact just give me a certain someones number and let me vent at her what she has caused and justly deserves. Bitch. She best hope she doesn't meet me in the next few months, coz i'm telling you, I'll be up for assault charges.

And I want my £30 back motherfucker!

oh dear, in typical scorpio style I have bottled. Looks like the damn will break shortly. Everyone move away slowly. Make no sudden movements. Come back in a week.

I'm not sure what to do ( Read more... )

Omg that was a good party, I can't believe i was in such a state. I slept on the train, i slept for 3 hours when i got home. So much sleeping ( Read more... )

I love christmas, but i live in fear of the sprouts. This is the time when people try and force you to eat them. People hide them in snowballs. Sprouts are evil.

My god wasn't the snow beautiful this morning. I woke up at half 8 ish, didn't get up till nine, opened the curtains and wow ( Read more... )

Mwhahahaha The boyfriend now has an account. Find him under (me) no! er forensic_csi.

Ang has already vetted him strictly so be nice.

I can't believe i never discovered this before. I never realised that my cable was long enough to enable me to use my laptop in bed ( Read more... )