Apartment wackiness.

[schlee]

My building is becoming quite the cuckoo clock. We have drama in 301, directly above us, and our buildings have no soundproofing. Also, in 202, there is some illegal activity going on: The single mom and her kids are keeping a dog in their apartment. I don't dislike these people but I'm reporting this activity anyway because, fuck em

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[crazysmurfie]

"(quote last paragraph)"
I love you.

Did you hear the chains last night? Maybe that's why girlfriend is leaving. Did Bill pull out something kinky on her? Either that, or Kelly Osbourne was rappelling out of her window.

[sunmoonandstar]

It makes me sad to think of what may happen to that dog when you turn it in...

I mean, sure, it is the stupid people for breaking the rules fault. But the poor dog has no idea that he isn't allowed in the apartment.

But it seems like you live in a hectic complex. I hope your apartment life gets better soon!

[schlee]

Believe me, I don't wish any harm to come to the dog. I love doggies, but I love myself more. I need to sleep at night and the yapping and fighting and all of this other bid-ness is preventing that.

[mercougar95]

Dogs love second-story apartments.

Best comment.

[schlee]

Yep!

[blackcherrydude]

I'm still offering to short out their door buzzer button

[schlee]

But with the lack of soundproofing, the buzzing would annoy us, too.