CHAPTER THE FIFTH

Sep 24, 2004 22:44


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felisblanco September 24 2004, 22:45:22 UTC
“But I’m not gay.”

David looked confused then panicky then confused then panicky. “Thespian, Jimmy,” he said slowly, turning away and dabbing at his eyes with a hankie. He then cheered up a whole lot when he remembered he wasn’t gay either.

ROTFLMMFAO

“Bl--- eeee---ding,” pronounced James wrongly.

“Bleedin’ muttered Tony “I keep telling you to drop the G.”

“Bldin?”

“No, it has E’s in it and I’m starting to wish I ‘ad too,” grumbled Tony.

Now that's just cruel. *giggles insanely*

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evilmaniclaugh September 24 2004, 23:23:25 UTC
Me cruel!!!!!???? How dare you? *snigger* I thought the implication that james screwed twelve year olds was more cruel *giggle*

*hugs you*

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felisblanco September 24 2004, 23:26:13 UTC
Nah, that gives me, with my fourteen-year-old-looks, pathetic hope.

*snogs and gropes you*

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greenstone_j September 25 2004, 00:21:19 UTC
Oh my, thespians, twelve year olds, no naughtiness, Camden, bad pronounation, something touching James arse and
"ARRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," I'm starting to list the ways that you are killing me just in case there is a murder enquiry!

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evilmaniclaugh September 25 2004, 19:59:32 UTC
BIG SMILE<-------

Love you muchly

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preetybird September 25 2004, 00:38:15 UTC
“But I’m not gay.”

David looked confused then panicky then confused then panicky. “Thespian, Jimmy,” he said slowly, turning away and dabbing at his eyes with a hankie. He then cheered up a whole lot when he remembered he wasn’t gay either.

*faints from too much laughter*

This seriously rocks my socks off! You two are da best!

*gives you sloppy smooches*

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evilmaniclaugh September 25 2004, 20:02:17 UTC
Thanks baby.

It is fun writing. My Hells is going on holiday next week so there won't be much frantic writing going on like there was yesterday but hopefull we'll get schlocking when she's back.

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bayouskye September 25 2004, 02:40:23 UTC
Gawd!

This thing is killing me!

*cackles*

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evilmaniclaugh September 25 2004, 20:04:08 UTC
This thing is killing me too. We haven't been waiting to post it. We actually wrote it all as we went along. Crazy idiots we are.

*smooch*

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jenshih_blue September 25 2004, 04:39:31 UTC
OMG!!

ROTFLMFAO!!!

I just discovered this thanks to a perfect pimping job from felisblanco & I couldn't be happier (or tickled hornier).

So many wonderful lines, but I must say the ending of this chapter had me snorting MD Pitch Black...

***

Andy shimmered up the stairs, a vision in midnight blue and sequins, then swirled around as he reached the top.

“One more thing people. No sex. No masturbation. No sticky white stains or damp patches on panties. Any evidence of naughtiness and the money is out the window.”

“ARRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,” screamed James and David, attempting to leap into each others’ arms.

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Can't wait to read more ladies! I am so glad Pet encouraged me to spend more time skipping through LJ land!!

*snicker*

Fox

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evilmaniclaugh September 25 2004, 20:05:28 UTC
Thank you so much.

What I really love is that people all have different fave lines and that makes me soooo happy.

*hugs you*

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jenshih_blue September 26 2004, 03:29:15 UTC
*hugs back*

I had a hard time choosing, hon'. I really did!

*snuggles close and bats eyelashes*

Hope there's more...soon! :-D

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