Hey, wha Happened?

[schmarah01]

Today I was in the Allen building, you know, just sitting in class minding my business. Suddenly, the fire alarm went off. It was the end of class anyway, so we slowly turned in papers and meandered out the back door. As we got outside, we could see that there was actual smoke coming from the front of the building. I walked around the building

Comments

[phallicalec]

Sounds like Duke is really falling apart. You should transfer to Northwestern. We're perfect....well except for that whole professor who denies the holocaust thing...but other than that nothing.

Congrats

[anonymous]

Funny - I was told Joe Babcock was editing Carpe.

Re: Congrats

[zonayoumothers]

i think he's editing vertices?

hoebear.

[anonymous]

you are comical. i live to read this journal, no joke.

[anonymous]

hey. there is nothing wrong with hamsters, kittens, baby kangaroos, hedgehogs, newborn elephants, bamboo, or pengys. i don't even think hamsters are that great don't the moms sometimes eat their babies? also it won't just be about animals it will also be about little pineapples, bananas, and other things in miniature. i love you and i bought more milk for us yesterday.
nobody knows who this is!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS PATRICIA

[nosnij]

hey maybe the magazine will now actually be funny

actually i've never read carpe noctem